Here’s how not to make a balm

STEP 1

  • SKIP THE OIL – USE GLYCERINE ONLY INSTEAD.
  • USE THE CHEAPEST INGREDIENTS AVAILABLE.
  • FORGET STABILISERS DO NOT STERILISE.
  • WATER IS THE KEY HERE.
  • ORGANIC MEANS NO MINERALS.
  • WORMWOOD REPLACES WITCHAZEL.
  • INSERT SOAPWORTH.
  • MAKE IT SMELL LIKE BEER.
  • MAKE IT PASS THE SKIN PEEL TEST.

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  • VITAMINS?
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